Actual Newspaper Headlines

  1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

  2. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

  3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

  4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

  5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

  6. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

  7. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

  8. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

  9. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

  10. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

  11. Miners Refuse to Work After Death

  12. War Dims Hope for Peace

  13. If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

  14. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

  15. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

  16. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

  17. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

  18. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout counter

  19. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

  20. Farmer Bill Dies in House

  21. Shot Off Woman’s Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

  22. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

  23. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

  24. Stolen Painting Found by Tree

  25. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

  26. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

  27. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

  28. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

  29. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

  30. Steals Clock, Faces Time
  31. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

  32. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

  33. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

  34. 4-H Girls Win Prizes for Fat Calves

  35. Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years

  36. Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One

  37. County Bars Further Erections