- Benign
- What you be after you be eight.
- Bacteria
- Back door to cafeteria.
- Barium
- What doctors do when patients die.
- Cesarean Section
- A neighborhood in Rome.
- Catscan
- Searching for Kitty.
- Cauterize
- Made eye contact with her.
- Colic
- A sheep dog.
- Coma
- A punctuation mark.
- D&C
- Where Washington is.
- Dilate
- To live long.
- Enema
- Not a friend.
- Fester
- Quicker than someone else.
- Fibula
- A small lie.
- General Practitioner
- A doctor who keeps knowing less and less about more and more until he knows nothing about everything.
- G.I.Series
- World Series of military baseball.
- Hangnail
- What you hang your coat on.
- Impotent
- Distinguished, well known.
- Labor Pain
- Getting hurt at work.
- Medical Staff
- A Doctor’s cane.
- Morbid
- A higher offer than I bid.
- Nitrates
- Cheaper than day rates.
- Node
- I knew it.
- Outpatient
- A person who has fainted.
- Pap Smear
- A fatherhood test.
- Pelvis
- Second cousin to Elvis.
- Post Operative
- A letter carrier.
- Recovery Room
- Place to do upholstery.
- Rectum
- Damn near killed him.
- Secretion
- Hiding something
- Seizure
- Roman emperor.
- Specialist
- A doctor who keeps knowing more and more about less and less until he knows everything about nothing.
- Tablet
- A small table.
- Terminal Illness
- Getting sick at the airport.
- Tumor
- More than one.
- Urine
- Opposite of mine.
- Varicose
- Near by / Close by