Comments from Patients during Colonoscopies

  1. “Take it easy, Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before.”

  2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”

  3. “Can you hear me NOW?”

  4. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”

  5. “You know, in Arkansas, we’re now legally married.”

  6. “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”

  7. “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey …”

  8. “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”

  9. “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must acquit!”

  10. “Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”

  11. And THE Best One …

    “Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?”